What a steal! At that price, you’re almost making money by purchasing the book!
What you can buy for 99 cents:
- 1/4 of a Vente Peppermint Mocha
- 1/9 of of viewing of Chipwrecked, the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie sequel
- 3 oz of CVS generic vaseline
- 43 Kleenexes (unused)
- 108 Kleenexes (used) (check on Ebay)
- enough fries to choke a horse at Five Guys
- a really great book!
Honestly, at this price, you’re making money every time you buy a copy.The more you buy, the more you save! And a penny saved is a penny earned! Ask any economist!
Thanks for your support! If you’re waiting for a paper edition, do not despair– we’ll have it ready soon.
Benawrite 
And: you don’t have to own a Kindle to read a Kindle book! There are free apps for iPhones, iPads, and browsers. Or, you can download the Kindle file and turn your head sideways and squint! It’s all good!